While mowing my lawn today, I came across a few artifacts that inspired the following poem.
Dear neigbors
You know who you are
The ones who walk your dogs
And hide by my car
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And boxers with mits who
Like to leave their poo
On my front lawn
Television today sucks! No really, it is just plain bad. Most sitcoms or dramas have given way to the dreaded “Reality TV.” Some of these sparkling gems of so called “real-life” include the Anna Nicole Smith Show. Anna Nicole Smith is an idiot. Seriously. I just can’t help thinking what a waste of skin. She recently lost a great deal of weight by using Trim Spa, which you undoubtedly know if you watch the cable channel E at all. I am convinced that how ever many brain cells she had left were all stripped away with the fifty pounds she lost.
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This morning on my way in to work, I decided to pick up some fast food for breakfast. I made a quick right into the Burger King parking lot and proceeded to the drive through. After placing my order I followed the attendants instructions and pulled up to the second window to pay and get my greasy morning sustenance. The entire breakfast set me back $3.24, so I gave the pimple-faced order-taker a ten dollar bill. In return he gave me $6.26. Maybe you did not get that….he gave me $6.26 back in change. OK, so your quick math skills tell you that I was supposed to get back $6.76, meaning I was shorted a whopping (heh…whopper…whopping…no pun intended) ยข50.
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